Friday, May 29, 2009

Celeb Career Thermometer



Published on NicoleWilliams.com 5.29.09


Best Career Move of the Week: Jessica Simpson Shops A New Reality Show


Apparently Jessica Simpson has acknowledged that her singing career has seen better days, because according to US Weekly, the pop singer is heading back to the medium she knows best: reality television. After recent criticism over her alleged weight gain, Jessica wants to explore shocking beauty rituals women around the world use and is shopping a show titled The Price of Beauty. This sounds like a fantastic idea—after all, it was her ditzy, er, charming nature on Newlyweds that launched her into superstardom. And come on, the girl had trouble with a can of tuna. Imagine what she’ll do with a bird poop facial!


Worst Career Move of the Week: Katherine Heigl Out-Divas Herself


Did you know Katherine Heigl is more talented than Julia Roberts, Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Garner and Anne Hathaway? Neither did we. But apparently, the former Grey’s Anatomy star thinks she deserves a whopping $3 million to grace us with her presence in the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine’s Day. The actor was kicked out of the cast—just days after what might be her last episode in Grey’s—for asking for too much moula. A source told New York magazine that the amount is "ridiculous" because the movie has "an ensemble cast where there is really no one lead role. Actors are only filming between three and 14 days, and no other actors asked for nearly that amount." Hmm, suddenly resuscitating a dying deer doesn’t sound so bad, does it?

Work Day Refreshers



Published on nicolewilliams.com.


Your brain has melted to mush, your eyes are as glassy as your lips are glossy, and three Advils couldn't cut the tension in your neck... It must be about 4 p.m. on a workday.

The afternoon crash and burn is somewhat of an American phenomenon. Probably because midday siestas, or naps, are common in Latin America and parts of Europe and Asia. But if your company's not inclined to let you bring your own inflatable mattress just yet, here are some tips to help you regain focus and finish the day with a bang (and not the kind where your head collides with the desk!).

Free your mind. You can only focus so long on a project before you become about as productive as the apathetic intern. Take a 15-minute break from your nine-to-five push and read the newspaper, or visit one of these playful sites to give your mental mojo a chance to recharge: Snow Day, Collage Machine, Montage-a-google, Jackson Pollock.

Mend your wounds. The workweek can take a toll on your body. Whether you've been cramped in your cubicle or running around like a rebel with a cause, there are a few quick fixes that can help:

For feet that have been tortured by unmerciful heels, apply Dr. Scholl's Rub Relief Strips ($8.99; walgreens.com) to stop chafing and help prevent blisters.

An overheated office can leave your pores begging for moisture. Bring skin back to life with Clinique's Moisture Surge Face Spray ($19.50; clinique.com). A midday spritz is an instant wake-up call.

For the ultimate rejuvenating quickie, bring in some electronic reinforcement. Go with a back-massage pillow such as the iNeed Lumbar Massage Pillow ($69.95; brookstone.com) or a handheld aim-as-you-please version like Homedics Mini Massager ($9.99; circuitcity.com).

Get your stretch on. If your job's got you handcuffed to the desk all day, a daily stretch is essential. Not only does it reduce tension, but it increases blood flow to your muscles, which ups your energy level. Stand up straight with your shoulders pressed back and downward and stretch each set of muscles one at a time. Move from your neck downward to your shoulders, forearms, wrists, back, groin, hamstrings, quads, calves, and finally to your ankles. Hold each stretch for 10 seconds, concentrating on deep, steady breathing as you go.

Take a cue from the Brits. Sipping on a cup of tea is a perfect way to calm your nerves and recollect your thoughts. Green tea is ideal when you want a gentle boost without the jitters and acid reflux that come from maxing out on your coffee intake. It also has EGCG, a powerful antioxidant that protects cells, regulates blood sugar, promotes digestion, and improves mental processes. For an extra liftoff, try black tea, which has about twice as much caffeine as green tea, but only about half as much as coffee.

Get in a groove. Just like listening to JT motivates you to pump harder on the elliptical, sometimes a few tunes are all you need to get you through the workday. At Pandora.com you can enter in the name of a genre, artist, or song you like and it will create a playlist of similar-sounding songs. Plow through the tedious tasks you've been avoiding while expanding your musical horizons. Just be sure to plug in your headphones so you don't disturb the neighbors.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Galleys


Just got a galley copy of my first book! (Okay, so I'm not the actual author, but I did help write it!) You better pick one up as soon as it hit stores!

Girl On Top by Nicole Williams:

Nicole Williams is your tell-it-like-it-is big sister who happens to be an expert in all things career. In Girl On Top, she introduces twenty tried-and-true dating rules such as Don’t Give Away the Milk For Free and Don’t Waste the Pretty, and reveals how they can be applied just as effectively in the office. With her candid advice you’ll learn how to recognize the good guys from the bad, win the hearts of those who matter, and create the career of your dreams.

Girls' Night Out


Check out my Girls' Night Out Recession Guide for some great food, drink and entertainment deals around the city!


Friday, May 8, 2009

Celeb Career Thermometer



Published on nicolewilliams.com 5.08.09

Best Career Move of the Week: Paula Admits To Her Pill-Popping Problem

After several seasons of slurring in circles as she critiques Idol contestants, Paula Abdul is coming clean about her addiction to prescription painkillers. America’s favorite judge told Ladies’ Home Journal: "I could have killed myself. Withdrawal – it's the worst thing." Abdul says the combo of muscle relaxants and nerve medications she took to combat the pain of dance injuries made her "get weird.” (We'll say!) She checked herself into rehab last Thanksgiving. "I was freezing cold, then sweating hot, then chattering and in so much pain, it was excruciating," she says of the experience. "But at my very core, I did not like existing the way I had been." Props to Paula for seeking help—finally, the Pink Elephant is out of the room.

Worst Career Move of the Week: Jon & Kate Plus... A 3rd Grade Teacher?

According to US Weekly, it has been confirmed that Jon Gosselin of the wholesome Jon & Kate Plus 8 reality show has been cheating on his wife (the mother of his eight children). The alleged adulteress is 23-year-old Deanna Hummel, a third grade teacher, who was photographed sunbathing in the Gosselin’s yard while Kate was away. Really Jon? Mark our words: Run. For. Your. Life. We’ve witnessed how Kate busts your balls on the show, and we suspect there might be another Lorena Bobbitt scenario on our horizon…

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Ultimate Summer Romance




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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The "Lob"


In the most anorexic and homely InStyle issue yet (tear), editors name the long bob, or "the lob," the trendiest hair style of the year. I haven't had my hair that short since 7th grade, but I'm tempted to give the lob a go. Hey, If Heidi did it, it must have some cachet.

Speaking of hair, buy this book! (Yours truly made the "cut." Ohhh!)

Monday, May 4, 2009

Middle Names


The thought occured to me today while attempting to take a nap that if my boyfriend and I were to name a child after our fathers' middle names, we'd have a kid named Wayne Campbell.

This had me going for a while until I tried our mothers' names, and out came Stankin Jean.

Pink Building


I'd read an article about this building on Gawker and had always been curious to see it in person. So when I stumbled upon it accidentally during a Sunday stroll in the West Village, I was tickled.


You could say it's sort of like a sprinkled donut in a box of honey glazed. Unexpected and maybe unwelcomed at first, until you realize it's got way more flavor. I don't know, I hate donuts.

Speaking of donuts though, I just learned that Fausnaught Day is not, in fact, a national holiday.